BRAD DOTY AND ANZE KOPIDOR
This season: 0 games, 0 goals, 0 assists.
The good: Doty passed the ball really well and Kopidor made a lot of points into the net.
The bad: They aren’t actually real people.
Going forward: Television stations will continue to treat hockey like a quaint diversion, and sneak in four seconds worth of coverage after two minutes of Lakers talk.