Giveaway Extravaganza! - LA Kings Insider

When I was selected out of the millions of people who applied to be LA Kings Insider for ~50 hours, I thought every little detail was sorted out and it was going to be easy street.

I was so excited to see all of my hard work come to fruition, and even more excited when the LA Kings PR Team handed me a sack with with a dollar bill sign on it.

…well, until I opened it.

I can’t believe I didn’t read the fine print when I signed my LAKI service agreement.

So, now, I’m stuck with thousands of LA Kings Insider Bucks, and no one will take them except the Kings Marketing Department, and they are killing me with their exchange rate fees!

Turns out, the weight of the LAKI currency is perfect to make paper airplanes to throw off the top of the parking lot next to Toyota Sports Center.

My lack of awareness and understanding of employment contracts means that one member of the loyal PumperNicholl LA Kings Insider Army will get a box of LA Kings items, which includes:

  • LA Kings 50th Anniversary Team-signed Jersey
  • LA Kings 50th Anniversary Stick signed by Drew Doughty
  • Kyle Clifford Zombie Bobblehead
  • Tyler Toffoli Holiday Bobblehead

How to Win the Exclusive Pumper Prize Pack™️

The best user-created hair-related GIF or photoshop of Tyler Toffoli, Adrian Kempe or Drew Doughty wins the Pumper Prize Pack™️!

Add your entry in the comments below.

And you better hurry! There’s a pretty good chance this, and all of my other posts, will be deleted once Jon Rosen comes back and sees what I’ve done to this sacred place.

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Jake Muzzin

#6 | 6′ 3″ | 216 lb | Age: 27

Born: Feb 21, 1989
Birthplace: Woodstock, ON, CAN
Position: D
Handedness: Left

Bio

Muzzin was drafted in 2007 by the Pittsburgh Penguins, before signing to the Kings in 2010. He has since become the first Woodstock, Ontario professional athlete to win a major sports trophy.
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Anze Kopitar

#11 | 6′ 3″ | 224 lb | Age: 29

Born: August 24, 1987
Birthplace: Jesenice, SVN
Position: C
Handedness: Left

Bio

As the 11th overall pick in the 2005 NHL Entry Draft, Kopitar became the first Slovenian to play in the NHL. Kopitar has spent his entire NHL career with the Kings, and following the 2015–16 season, was named the Kings’ captain. Noted for both his offensive and defensive play, Kopitar was awarded the Frank J. Selke Trophy as the best defensive forward in the NHL in 2016.

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Drew Doughty

#8 | 6′ 1″ | 195 lb | Age: 26

Born: December 8, 1989
Birthplace: London, ON, CAN
Position: D
Handedness: Right

Bio

Bio: Doughty is a Canadian defenceman who was selected second overall by the Kings in the 2008 Draft. Doughty made his NHL debut in 2008 as an 18-year-old and was named to the All-Rookie Team. He is a two-time Stanley Cup champion with the Kings, a two-time Olympic gold medallist with the Canadian national team, and a Norris Trophy finalist.

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Tyler Toffoli

#73 | 6′ 1″ | 200 lb | Age: 24

Born: April 24, 1992
Birthplace: Scarborough, ON, CAN
Position: C
Handedness: Right

Bio

Toffoli is a Canadian professional ice hockey forward, drafted by the Kings in the second round of the 2010 Draft. Toffoli scored his first career NHL goal in his second game in a 4–0 victory over the Phoenix Coyotes in 2013. He was also named the 2012–13 AHL All-Rookie Team.
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Jeff Carter

#77 | 6′ 4″ | 215 lb | Age: 31

Born: January 1, 1985
Birthplace: London, ON, CAN
Position: C
Handedness: Right

Bio

Carter began his hockey career playing in the Ontario Hockey League in Canada before joining the AHL and playing for the Philadelphia Flyers. He was then traded to the Colombus Blue jackets before joining the LA Kings in 2012, where he has since won two Stanley Cups with the Kings.

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Jonathan Quick

#32 | 6′ 1″ | 218 lb | Age: 30

Born: January 21, 1986
Birthplace: Milford, CT, USA
Position: G
Handedness: Left

Bio

Bio: Quick is the current goaltender for the LA Kings and was selected by Los Angeles at the 2005 NHL Entry Draft. Previously, Quick was a silver medalist with USA at the 2010 Winter Olympics. He’s won two Stanley Cup championships with the Kings, along with being the most recent goaltender to be awarded the Conn Smythe Trophy as the Most Valuable Player (MVP) of the 2012 Stanley Cup playoffs.

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