This is really sad …. and you smell like fish …. you know what? Actually your arena even smell like fish. And why oh why canadian fans always do stuff like this?

Cynic you are the F’n man!!!

What kind of replies are you looking to receive from the aristocratic, socialite, (Dare I say ROYAL) fans of the Los Angeles Kings by posting such inflammatory remarks as yours in their space on the internet?

Are you looking for comments such as:

- Well, at least the Skid Row of our God Forsaken town isn’t considered ‘Main Street’.

- At least we don’t riot every time we don’t get what we want, like a playoff series win or something.

- At least we don’t need a boat to get to the beautiful parts of our city.

- Well, at least we don’t have socalized health care where we have to wait 4 hours just to take our temperature………yet

- Well, at least Kings fans can wear shorts and a t-shirt outside in December.

- At least we don’t have to pay $16.95 just to watch our team play a game…..on television.

- In LA, we don’t have to ‘Groom’ our women. We can also tip them over and they get back up on their own.

- At least we’re not confused enough to call ourselves ‘Canucks’ and then put a big fish on our logo.

- At least we have a better ‘Fro’ than Roberto Luongo. Tell dude to straighten that mess he calls hair or people will pour Ajax on his head and start cleaning toilets with it.

I mean responses like these are COMPETELY beneath the character of the great fans of Los Angeles and our superior upbringing.

Now if you’re looking for a fight, I hear Montreal fans haven’t had their diapers changed there for a while and Bob Gainey is out of safety pins. Head east young Grasshopper…..

Those line ups looking good. I really missed watching Simmons and Smyth. Can’t wait for the game to start!

Looks at standings, snickers at CanucksFan.